the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so let's talk penis.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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