I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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