she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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