You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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