i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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