I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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