Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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