I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Holy shit dude........stairs
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize