Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
