i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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