he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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