hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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