so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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