She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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