You just made me feel so damn special
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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