I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
People with herpes should wear stickers.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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