I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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