just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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