it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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