I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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