Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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