Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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