it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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