No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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