Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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