so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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