they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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