I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
