Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize