i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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