i think my tv is drunk
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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