Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's never too late to be topless.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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