I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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