i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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