Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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