Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
