she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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