what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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