I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Quick, to the slutcave!
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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