.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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