i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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