I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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