That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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