it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
