this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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