All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
