and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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