if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
sex on a bike is impossible
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