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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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