This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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