Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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