I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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