Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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