love makes seman taste better
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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